BECAUSE
AND ALSO
JUST
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESSYOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
OMYGOD YES
YES PLEASE
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
NEED

I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
it looks so happy
I’m so happy :)
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
I love pranks like this.
that is a pretty good natured pizza man.
that dude is SO down for this

guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
*snorted* I just- omg that dialogue X’D
ANOTHER
o he’s so graceful
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies