its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
sitting next to your crush like
oh so you call me beautiful? well beautiful describes nature, trees are a part of nature, trees have bark on them, dogs bark, and a female dog is called a bitch so fuck you thanks for calling me a bitch